Just a list of Q & A's for those of you with questions about life...
q. Why am I here?
a. Because I haven't gotten around to putting you out of your misery yet...take a number.
q. What is my purpose here?
a. To serve me, now get back to work you slacker! I'm not paying you to think!
q. What is the meaning of life?
a. Weren't you listening? Get back to work!
q. Hmrmr mrrumph pfffft hrrmpt mrrrrrrrrrmu ....?
a. There! I finally got around to you!
-Robert
