Let's see if I understand
How the world works these days...
If a man cuts off his finger
While slicing salami at work...
He blames the knife.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into
A tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the Bartender.
If your grandchildren
Are brats without manners,
You blame Television.
If your friend is shot
By a deranged madman,
You blame the Gun Manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit
And tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet
And the passengers kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased blames the Airline.
I must have lived too long
To understand the world anymore.
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass
Is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame BILL GATES!!!
