Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in
the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known
as
California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized
as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United
States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual
marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the
AmericanTerritory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq,
Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take
at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being t aken over
by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be
imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all
smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to
$17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet a nd Exercise is the
key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a
fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth
shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates
their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven
inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers,
screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered
by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal
political contributions to campaign accounts.
Democratic Congress sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting
machines.
Now, send this to whoever you want to and as many as
you want and guess what....NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money,
absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile