Kaos's blog: "HackFest Central Control"

Yo, obnoxious dirt clods, and welcome to another edition of HackFest, the leading cause of deprivation on the interweb besides porn. I'm not going to bother to tell you my name, Because if you've been reading this blog long enough, you should know it by now. If not, I've alreaady sent you and your loved ones a delicious barrel of anthrax complete with a tart flavoring of swine flu to help you remember.

Today's rant is about politics, and, yes, how much I hate it. I'd think of something clever to say, but just the thought of having to even do this rant clogs the witty parts of my brain with rage.

You see, I'm not the one to be involved in politics. All things considered, I hate the whole lot of filthy politicians that pollute my precious government. They are too self-absorbed in in-fighting to actually try and solve a problem. Our government is more concerned with debating who is right or wrong rather than solve the fucking problem.

First, you have the left wing people, who believe that competing with the right wing is more important than solving a problem. Oh, sure, they present ideas and other useless information on the problem itself, but nothing is really done other than a quick-fix solution. They only mildly address the little man's issues and get back to fighting the right. To these people, I want to say this: GO SCREW SOME RABID MONKEYS OR SOLVE THE DAMNED PROBLEM!!! Stop caring about what the idiots on the right say or do and get to actually presenting the issue and solve it!

Which leads me to the right. These assholes completely are obsesseed with fighting the left wing and looking towards the interests of the private sector (meaning the rich guys and business owners that pissed off the country to begin with) to actually set up anything worthwhile for everyone. A perfect example of this is Rush Limbaugh and his racist following. Rather than quit their (not crap, outright SHIT) against the left, calling them Communists, Socialists, and the ilk. I personally want to shoot each and every one of these rich-boy whiners with a salt-filled shotgun and watch them writhe on the ground which I've filled with pissed-off scorpions.

Don't get me wrong. Both sides, when they actually stop trying to beat each other in the heads with their own dicks, actually have some good ideas to help the country. It's just that they don't try to cooperate and come to an agreement that works for both the private sector and the little guy i.e US U.S. CITZENS NOT WORKING RIGHT NOW!!!

My personal belief is that once the country reaches a point of compromise, we all benefit. If we stop trying to incite civil war and actually focus on the problem, we can prosper. No, we'd rather fight each other than come to a solution in Congress. We'd rather sit around and bitch and moan about how things suck than actually do something about it!

To both sides I say this: Unless you actually have some useful ideas, or are trying to actively fix things, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BEAR IT!!!! Stop prattling away on useless talk shows and using the media to exalt your ideas, and do something about it. Personally, I shut the fuck up and bear whatever crazy scheme our powers that be have, knowing good and damn well that it's not my place as a citizen to bitch. True, I don't like some of the ideas and implemented policies that exist in our country, but I steer clear of that minefield and actually focus on me. I let the times roll by and do my part as a worker ant.

Yes, I do rant and rave, but only when there are ideas that lack the one thing this country seems to have left in the wash: COMMON SENSE!!! When something is stupid, truly stupid (like racism or transgender operations), I bitch about it. However, these are something that someone can actively ignore and leave alone. Besides, most people just shut up and accept the government and all their schemes because ultimately there is nothing a common man can do.

The moral? Unless you have a plan to get into office, shut up. Unless you have the political and financial backing to fix the problem you're bitching about, shut up. If you don't stick a weasel in it, I'll ram that same weasel in your anal cavity and set it on fire.

That's all for this rant. Read the next one, or I'll find a way to give you rabies with my mind. Ta.