thatvoodoochick's blog: "Mindless Ramblings Of Me"

The following are true events as happened to my mom's co-worker.

This past weekend, her co-worker and wife went to a wedding that was TRULY ghetto.

Most weddings assign guest to certain table. There was no assignment here, so they sat where there was space. Someone from the wedding party came up to them stating they couldn't sit there, they had to sit in their assigned seats. He informed them there was no seat assignment, so they sat down where there was room. Again, they were told they had to move because they weren't in their properly assigned seat. He got so annoyed, he told the person he was told to sit there and they finally went away.

Next, most weddings have at least a pitcher of water on the table. Nope. Nothing. Not even glasses! Seriously! There were no glasses on any of the tables.

Time for the toast. Ah. The best man stands up and asks for everyone to raise their glasses in a toast. People started yelling out, "What glasses?" To which the best man responded, "Just hold up your hand then."

Hmm, time to eat dinner. It was buffet, which I know a lot of people do, but I just find it a bit tacky. Well, the food was so rancid, they couldn't even eat it.

By this time, they are now informed by the DJ that they are allowed their choice of ONE can of soda or ONE bottle of water for the whole evening. One drink! ONE! For the whole freakin' night! WTF is this?

Time to make the bride and groom smoochie. The DJ asks everyone to click their glasses. Someone yelled out, "What glasses asshole? Do you see any?" DJ not missing a step..."Just jingle your keys!"

Now at this point, I would have picked up my envelope and hightailed it out of there! I'm gonna give you a decent gift and I'm gonna be harassed on where I'm sitting, given food that will require my stomach being pumped afterwards with one can or bottle of something to drink for the whole night?! Yeah...someone was definitely on crack!