DEAR MGT. ,I THE PENIS,REQUEST A PAY RAISE DUE 2 THE FOLLOWING REASONS..1)I DO PHYSICAL LABOR. 2)I WORK @GREAT DEPTHS 3)I PLUNGE HEAD FIRST INTO EVERYTHING I DO 4)I WORK WEEKENDS & HOLIDAYS 5)I WORK IN DAMP ENVIRONMENT 6)I WORK IN DARK AREAS W/POOR VENTILATION 7)I WORK IN HIGH TEMPS.8) AND MY WORK EXPOSES ME 2 DISEASE....DEAR PENIS,,,YOUR REQUEST HAS BEEN DENIED 4 THE FOLLOWING REASONS,,,1)U DONT WORK 8 HRS STRAIGHT 2)U WORK IN SHORT SPURTS &FALL
ASLEEP AFTER EACH BRIEF WORK PERIOD 3)U DONT STAY IN UR DESIGNATED AREA AND UR FREQUENTLY FOUND IN OTHER LOCATIONS.4)U DONT TAKE INITIATIVE & MUST BE STIMULATED 2 START WORKING. 5)U LEAVE UR WORK PLACE MESSEY AT THE END OF UR SHIFT.6)U ARE UNABLE 2 WORK OVERTIME OR DOUBLE SHIFT,7)U SOMETIMES LEAVE UR DESIGNATED WORK AREA BEFORE COMPLETING THE ASSIGNED TASK.8) U HAVE BEEN CONSTANTLY BEEN SEEN ENTERING & EXCTING THE WORK PLACE WITH 2 SUSPICIOUS BAGS....THANKS MGT.
