Icarus's blog: "Somantics"

so today my options appeared above my head not unlike a blinking binary menu from a 1980's RPG
and the options were
"go back to bed"
"troll for bitches"

so I got up, fapped to redtube on my TV (because internet connection through PS3 for free porn on a full size television

so much more bomb than my office chair and this flatscreen)

put down a layer of black on my model
and

the fucking menu popped up again

So I made lunch, hit ignore and watched some house but the fucker just kept getting in the way of my screen so I finally selected "troll for bitches"

That bought me a couple hours. Watched the Royals win, playtested my deck.

then I spent a couple hours trolling for bitches

I failed to remember something until later.

NOTHING IS FUCKING OPEN IN THE SUMMER ON SUNDAY IN THIS SHITKICKER TOWN AFTER NOON!!!

Cafe`s shut down after lunch, ONE bar out by the airport (no thanks don't wanna reenact deliverance) bunch of redneck dudes watching cars drive in circles, not going to the mall to troll highschoolers, no one's on campus since its fucking JUNE, wasn't going to a trendy mchangout like starbucks or something on the west side either because they're full of prats.

So... a town with at least 4 distinguishable districts and zero action on a weekend

I could start going back to the bars I was avoiding... uuh... ... yeah cuz going to work hung over is more fun than going to work, AND going places where people know me, when I'm avoiding people that know me
is a great plan. Those joints have action Friday and Wednesday. That is all. I hate going to the grocery store within 3 hours of 5:00 PM, guess how I feel about shitty bars on friday after 6:00 PM.

I just went to a gas station, got a couple tall boys and got drunk on boiler makers in 30 minutes, passed out on my floor for an hour

At least my mouth wasn't dry any more, but I was still horny, and the message was still blinking for me to troll bitches.

Made a mediocre dietarily sound meal and here we are again.

And no this isn't because I built my deck and have it worked to a point where I think it could win a majority of the time.

I'll be play testing version 2 of that deck later.

Now...
fuck.
I dunno, I need something to validate the next 3.5 hours of consciousness to where I won't go to work wishing I had this day back.