Over 16,547,680 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
The only requisites are being of good cheer and company, being a 'friend' and 'fanned' already.
" Don't You Want To Join That Number ? ".
As the Dixie Hummingbirds did not use to sing :
"Nope. "
You are not joining mine. I am not joining yours. Period.
It's only fair. Full stop.
