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> A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the
> urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the
> urologist is a very pretty female doctor.
>
> The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but
> this new procedure is a little different from
> what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side,
> bend your knees, then while I check your
> prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99' ".
>
> The guy obeys and says,"99".
>
> The doctor says, "Great". Now turn over on your left side and again,
> while repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99".
>
> Again, the guy says, '99'."
>
> The doctor said,"Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back
> with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with
> this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis
> to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.
>
> The guy begins, "One ... Two ...Three".
>
