thatvoodoochick's blog: "Mindless Ramblings Of Me"

After a commute from hell last night (humid outside, waiting 30 minutes for bus to show up to have sweaty, smelly Polak sit next to me) I had an unfunny funny.

I get off the bus. The stop is in front of a McDonald's. The one half of the parking lot was completely empty with the exception of this big, bright, fire engine red motorcycle. It wasn't a little. Truly hard to miss. It stood about chest high. ONLY thing parked in this half of the lot. Just the bike. NOTHING ELSE! (Yes, there is a point. WAIT FOR IT!)

Now enter big white van pulling around. He decides he's going to park and go inside to order. Not surprising. The drive thru at this McDonald's is HORRID! Hey, there's no cars parked on this half of the lot. Let's park here! 

(Can ya'll see where this is going?)

Pulls up, starts to back up into a spot. Beep, beep, beep...CRUNCH! You hear the driver spit out "SHIT!" Enter pudgy Fonzie wanna be looking guy running up. "Dude...that's my bike!" Now obviously the man has a reason to be upset. His bike was hit. Driver of the van gets out. "Aw, dude. I'm sorry man, I didn't see it there!"

*blinks*

Yes, that's right ladies and gents. The driver did NOT see the big ass, fire engine red motorcycle that was the ONLY thing parked in this half of the lot. I don't know whatever became of the situation. I had to continue home. It was too hot out and I just couldn't stop laughing.