A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
>While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing
>God, she asked," Is my time up?"
>
>God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.
"
>Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
>face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a
>tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the
>hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and
>killed by a car.
>
>Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
>another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"
>
>God replied,
>
>"Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you
