Deadpool's blog: "You should NOT listen to me..."

These two shots are for Derrick 
For rifle not the handgun 
For coffee and cigarettes 
Give it back 
You know suicide isn't painless 
When you leave everyone in pain 
The two shots will never go down the same 

This beating's for Jimmy 
For ultimate devotion 
For your mind of my own 
Bring out your dead 
Sedated, flagellated 
You were the one most 
Loved and hated 
Thanks for all that carpet 
And your songs 

This Patrón's for Jason 
This lager's for Andy 
And these doses are for Bomer 
And this fix is for Bradley 
This ritalin's for Lumpy 
And this speedball's for Friday 
This nitrous hit is for Lynn 
And best friend Dobbs

This bowl is for my mom 
For drinking more than I did 
For posting bail for me 
In New York 
And in Hollywood that first time 
And that joint we smoked was the worst time 
Cause doing drugs with parents is just wrong 

This Patrón's for Jason 
This lager's for Andy 
And these doses are for Bomer 
And this fix is for Bradley 
This song is for winning losers 
It's for unlucky substance abusers 
The ones who left their black marks 
On us all