A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little
guy
staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 >pounds, 20 inch
private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, >Turner Brown."
The man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels
down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong
with you?" >
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say >to
me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd >just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. >I'm 7 feet
tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left > testicle
weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and >my name is
Turner
Brown. "
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought >you
said, "Turn around!"
