Good Morning, I scanned over the msn web page and right there… staring in the face was an article entitled 10 Things you should never say to a woman! You know…I am so laughing my ass off here… and it is so tough to write. See each sex, each culture have their own set of words that they can use between themselves but dare you not enter and use that word if you are not the same sex, color or religion. I threw religion in there just to stir the pot. However the top two designations will cover most of all the word errors in our society today. Without spewing forth numerous heavy sanctioned words I will just say, if you are living and breathing…(more or less you have to be to read this, unless you are on life-support and someone is reading it too you) You will have ventured across the forbidden trail of words not to say to a Woman, a Man, A person of color different from yourself and or different ethnic or cultural backgrounds. It pains me to go out in the world today and see Men fail due to not understanding what you can say and what you do say. Be polite. Not much more I can add to that other then the first word out of your mouth in an argument best not start with a “B” because right there and now you just put yourself into the murderer’s guild and no way no how are you talking it back. You bought the farm and Elsie the cow’s milk just dried up! I also can refer to a couple of sportscasters very famous that lost their jobs by just saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. Cultures can talk that way to their own but not let in a different culture under any circumstance. I sent a joke out that almost sums up the differences in men and woman on thinking and goals that was not my joke but a joke from Karie an awesome email buddy. We may never meet to the pearly gates or…if the fiery ones are all we get then so be it… but perhaps in the after life we will laugh out loud in each others presence.
10 things not to say to a woman. My gosh will we men never learn? I could so make numerous jokes but, know that, the art in delivery is a true art indeed. We will look at a better date for said heroics. Comics who are good and make it in the comic circle of life know delivery is 100% of the joke. Eddie Murphy used to be the best and him using cuss words was alright to a point after that it just got stale. Richard Prior might have been the open door that Eddie walked through and took the candle from. Jackie Gleeson was another great jokester and seldom cracked a smile need what words to use and how to delivery it. Never used the “B’ Word in the presence of a woman. The list goes on with great comedians and their past. If I had a son I would tell him the keys to being a man’s man and a woman’s man. But it is all summed up in a word. Listen. That’s it. People love to be heard. They love to know you are listening to what they had to say. There is nothing worse then someone telling you a Joke and then you turn around and tell them one. What you just said was, “ Yeah I heard your joke but I have a better one” Here is a man mistake. There significant other ( wife, girl friend you name it FB) Hmmm FB means Female Buddy… it does not mean what you thought.. clean it up…LOL But, so the gal comes in from the salon a new haircut has taken place. Big change, huge!!! I mean a least an inch was taken off…LOL anyway the point is you do not notice! Take away all the good boy points you won over the last week!!! Or better yet you notice it and say, Of Michelle at work just had her hair done and it looks great on her. Need I say more? Just reach in the silverware drawer and grab the biggest, sharpest steak knife and do her a favor and do a transplant on yourself. Here’s one for the women, say you guys is (whoops you have more then one, you go girl) Ok Guy! So say he is watching an important program and you decide its time to tell him about Freda and what she did at work today and why her dress looked terrible on her and she can’t wear blue like Doris can… You best blow the whistle on yourself or throw the penalty flag, you just called his mom a sow and she wears pink combat boots with blue dungarees. Delivery… and timing in half the battle… May your day be battle free. Much love
A huge hug and numerous pats… Oh I just love your hair, what do your friends think about it… I can teach Spanish to Fidel.
MarrtaY Ooooolay
