> Subject: A Rope & Two Knots!
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> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a
> man
> > >> of
> > >> the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.
> > >>
> > >> After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down
> the
> > >> road, the new bride sees two cows having sex.
> > >>
> > >> The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to honey?"
> > >>
> > >> The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? Them
> cows,
> > >> they're roping!"
> > >>
> > >> She replies, "Oh, I see!"
> > >>
> > >> After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex.
> > >>
> > >> Again the bride asks, "What are them horses doing honey?"
> > >>
> > >> The husband answers again, "Them horses, they're roping!"
> > >>
> > >> She replies, "Oh, I see!"
> > >>
> > >> Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and
started
> to
> > >> get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore
> each
> > >> other's bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride
> discovers
> > >> her
> > >> husband's *****.
> > >>
> > >> "Oh my!" she cries, "What is that?"
> > >>
> > >> "Well, darlin'" he chuckles proudly, "That's ma'rope!"
> > >>
> > >> She slides her hands down further and gasps, "Oh my goodness! What
> are
> > >> those?" she asks.
> > >>
> > >> "Honey, those're my knots!" he answers.
> > >>
> > >> Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the
> bride
> > >> says, "Stop honey, wait a minute!"
> > >>
> > >> Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey, am I
> > >> hurting you?"
> > >>
> > >> "No," the bride replies, "undo them damn knots, I need more rope!"
> > >>
