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> A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
> three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
> watches to see what they do with the money.
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> The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
> gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses
> up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be
> more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
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> The man was impressed.
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> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
> of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
> clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent
> all the money on him because she loves him so much.
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> Again, the man is impressed.
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> The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
> times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the
> remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for
> their future because she loves him so much.
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> Obviously, the man was impressed.
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> The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
> the money he'd given her.
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> Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
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> Men are like that, you know.
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> There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
> than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be
> a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
> absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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