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The best place to be when
You're sad is with your dog.
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Puppies still have |
When your mom is mad at your dad,
Don't let her brush your hair.
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If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.
They always catch the second person.
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Reading what people write |
Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
You can't hide broccoli in a glass of milk.
School lunches stick to the wall.
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A pencil without an eraser may as well just be a pen.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear
Under white shorts.
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Sometimes your best move is |
Never say "Last one is a rotten egg"
Unless you're absolutely sure someone
Is slower than you.
It's impossible to unlearn a bad word.
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Your room gets smaller as you get bigger.
You can't start over just because
You're losing the game.
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If you want someone to listen to you,
Whisper it.
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Sometimes you have to take the test
Before you've finished studying.
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You can't trust dogs |
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If you throw a ball at someone,
They'll probably throw it back.
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Don't nod |
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It's easier to see the mistakes
On someone else's paper.
