Over 16,536,535 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea
Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible
Obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior
involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted
it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the
past
1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just
coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010
and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior
again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all
life as we know it.
Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey
and
apparently now Massachusetts , with many more seeing the writing on the
wall.
Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you
really
love
and care about.
mlm
