Captain Black has been captured by the evil Denny's Servers, led by the dreaded Lord Bobbie. When Black is led before the Server Council, Lord Bobbie offers him a deal. "I'll show you that I'm really not a bad guy," says Bobbie. "I'll give you a sporting chance to escape."
He shows Black a box. "Inside, there are two folded pieces of paper. One says 'You Live.' The other says 'You Die.' Pick one of them. You have a 50-50 chance of getting away."
Luckily for Captain Black, pirate ears are stronger then Denny's Server ones, for he overhears this whispering going on between Bobie and one of his servers:
SERVER: "Gee, boss, are you really going to let him go?"
BOBBIE: "Of course not, fool. Both papers are marked, 'You Die!' "
~How does Captain Black escape from the fiendish plot?~
