Icarus's blog: "Somantics"

What's your name spelled backwards?
Rumplestiltson.

What did you do last night?
Sex with a panda, actually it already appeared in a blog.

The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
... "Carli Banks Site-rip"

Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
Yup.

Last time you swam in a pool?
uuuh... its been years

What are you wearing?
Boxers that are one size smaller than I'm accustomed to

How many cars have you owned?
3

Type of music you dislike most?
... I dunno. I hate a LOT of music. If I HAD to choose... girl-pop.

Are you registered to vote?
Nope.

Do you have cable?
Yeah. And I think about canceling it at least once a week... I mean, shit. I can get MLB on my PC, and ... hulu. What's the point? There's about 8 months out of the year I only have Food network on, and ... since they went to this GOD awful reality/competition format without demonstrative programming, I really don't see the fucking point any more.

What kind of computer do you use?
A working one.

Ever made a prank phone call?
Dozens.

You like anyone right now?
... not really. I mean, I've got a crush or two, but nothing really going anywhere.

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Yes.

Furthest place you ever traveled?
Japan.

What's your favorite comic strip?
LeastIcouldDo.

Do you know all the words to the national anthem?
Only the fifth verse.

Shower, morning or night?
Night.

Best movie you've seen in the past month?
does porn count?

Favorite pizza toppings?
Tutte Carne from Vias. Deep dish ogtfo.

Chips or popcorn?
Chips. Especially if I made them.

What cell phone provider do you have?
Ma Bell ATT. Because... what choice do you REALLY have?

Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
............ the fuck?

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
I'm an underwear model.

Orange Juice or apple?
Orange.

Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh... ... does my dog count?

Favorite chocolate bar?
Ghirardeli with caramel inside.

Who is your longest friend and how long?
Brandon or Chris, and both are 15+ years.

Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Last summer.

Have you ever won a trophy?
Everybody gets a trophy in little league and soccer. But I used to place in Swim team. Then I got bored following rules and racing and... going. I just wanted to swim like a frog.

Favorite arcade game?
Such an anacrhonistic question. Alien Versus Predator. Galaga. Time Crisis 2.

Ever ordered from an infomercial?
Nope.

Sprite or 7-UP?
Club soda.

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?
Yep.

Last thing you bought at Walgreens?
Asthma Rx's.

Ever thrown up in public?
Oh god... literally dozens of times. I threw up 9 times in a day in school.

Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
Millionaire. I'd be getting regular hot sex if I had the money. All women are liars and betrayers anyway, why not just get some hot tail and get yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Wanna fuck in a barn?

SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?
Transformers.

Did you have long hair as a young kid?
Yeah.

What message is on your voicemail machine?
Default.

Where would you like to go right now?
Some place that serves breakfast and won't fucking bother me while I read the want ads.

Whats the name of your pet?
Clover.

What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?
I have an olive drab canvas ammo pouch.

What do you think about most?
Peace.