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A young couple joined a new church and the pastor told them,
'We require all new member couples to
abstain from sex for
one whole month.' The couple agreed, but after two weeks
returned to see the pastor. The wife was crying and the husband
was obviously depressed. 'You are back so soon, is there a
problem?' inquired the pastor. 'We did not manage to abstain
from sex for the required month,' the Young man replied sadly.
'The first week we managed to abstain through sheer will
power.
The second week was terrible and as we began the third week
we were powerless.' The pastor asked what happened. The
young man replied, 'My
wife reached for a can of paint and
dropped it.'
'When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I
had my way with her right then and there. It was
lustful, loud, and passionate.'
'It lasted over an hour and when we were done we were both
drenched in sweat.'
The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, 'You understand
this means you will not be welcome in our
church.'
'We understand,' said the young man, hanging his head,
'We're not welcome at Home Depot either.'
