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A Voice From The Back Pew

A Voice From The Back Pew > There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went >before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they > passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his > paycheck. > After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation > decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There > was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional > children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke > to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on > the >congregation. > In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice >said, > "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear >rubb ers." > > And the congregation said, "Amen."
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