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MuMM: Make up My Mind!
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A poem
created @ 02/2/2010 06:29 pm
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I'm Sure you can imagine
It's as simple as can be
A place is very private
A place for He or She

She Whispers "will it hurt me?"
Of course not he says
"It's a very simple process now"
just lay back and see

It gets rather painful
as tears came from her eyes
She feels something awful
it must be pretty good size
"Now just calm down Darling"

His face shows no sin
Now open a bit wider
so i can get more in.

Now that you have read this poem carefully
Its a Dentist you will find
It's not what your thinking
It's just your Dirty Mind!!!!
Tell me the TRUTH.
DID you think it was a Dentist or did your mind go in the Gutter?
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