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A little boy wanted $100.00
very badly and prayed for weeks,
but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter
requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received
the letter to God, they decided to
send it to the President.
The president was so amused that he
instructed his secretary to send
the little boy a $5.00 bill.
The president thought this would appear
to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the
$5.00 bill and sat down to write a
thank-you note to God, which read:
Dear God: Thank you very much for
sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason you sent it
through Washington, DC.,
and those assholes deducted
$95.00 in taxes. 
