Good Morning and Hello there world it’s Wednesday May 23, 2007 and many of you know I have been burning the candle at both ends for the past 4 weeks due to two big events for me. First off and far more important is Amanda’s Graduation Party this Saturday. Her older sister fly’s in Friday afternoon and after picking her up at the airport in South Bend we whisk off to Amanda’s (Mandy for all of those who think I have another Daughter…I just feel that she is about to step into the world and her god given name might be more conducive here) Game against cross-town rival and Hooterville junction team Watervliet. It’s also there last regular season softball game before districts.
So her grad party is still on schedule even though as Mick’s said it; “The weather people are predicting…” doom and gloom but hey the house will be ready for inside or outside activities. I will have to get a picture snapped of the TIKI BAR I created. Yeah, dad’s will be dads… The other important thingy that has kept my but from joining in on group discussions and regular email contact with a lot of you is the fact we are moving our operations into Saint Joseph Michigan from Benton Harbor…not a huge move by square miles but huge enough for me and Jax, (Daughter number two and Jaclyn to those who know her by first name but, she prefers Jax to friends) who are the main two involved in erecting the shelving and restructure of the new facility. That move will be next weekend. So Marty has been what I would call a busy boy. In layman’s terms trying to drain the swamp while up to my bunns in alligators. Talking about bunns… you are not going to believe this. A spa in Beverly Hills in offering what is said to be the “In-Thing” in spa practices now… Or you have heard of getting a facial right? How about a Buttail? Well it’s not really called a Buttail but it really is called a “Butt-Facial” Here is the story…Your face works hard for the money. Greeting, flirting, expressing, and emoting. As such it’s rewarded with compliments and regular facials. Now consider that other hard-working part of your body: the glutes. Talk about dirty work. They may garner the occasional thumbs-up from a construction worker, but they never receive the royal treatment your face does. The Roxbury Spa in Beverly Hills has set out to change all that with its new Butt Facial, the first service designed to tone, de-blemish, massage, and polish your neglected derriere. It starts with a vigorous scrub and cleansing. Then it’s on to a thorough going-over with one of those crazy cellulite-reducing machines. Next a mask is applied to the bottom, while the feet and the head are massaged. Of course, it’s not all fun and games. There are extractions if needed, just like in a regular facial. But the result — a firm new backside — more than makes up for the ouch factor. Sure, it’s a little unorthodox. But the blissed-out behinds that have already been converted tell us this facial is definitely all it’s cracked up to be.
Roxbury Spa, 9701 South Santa Monica Boulevard, at Roxbury Drive (310-777-0201). I included their phone number just in case anyone had aspirations… Oh my…I am just shaking my head…is there anything on earth that someone does not think of a way of trimming the cash from us in one way or another? Oh well I will just add that to the file in my brain called I have heard everything now…
Well, I do wish to wish you a cheerful and bright shinny day in what ever you choose to do…and if it be a buttail then may your visit be a up-lifting cheeky and wonderful day there…
A huge hug and a light pat just in case you are planning the butt management treatment… Butt management, isn’t that something to do with city sew…hmmmm ewww I will sign off…
Mart
