A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,"I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."Our wasted friend asked,"Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?""Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper."Let's go."Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said,"Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
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