I'm just a regular guy who happens to own the world's largest rubber band ball. I've also received a medal of special merit from Switzerland in yodeling. I was once one of five non-aboriginal men in the world allowed to participate in the Kavaa ceremonies on Badu Island off the coast of Australia. I've died twice, once from electrocution and once when I was thrown from a 12th floor balcony by a jealous husband when he caught me painting his wife's toenails. Each time I was saved by the same beautiful firefighter, who performed mouth-to-mouth on me long after I'd started breathing again. Between you and me, I'm really looking forward to the next near death experience. In other news, I can run a sub-four minute mile, hold my breath for seven minutes, and touch my forehead with my tongue.