I have a terrible confession. Women who have rather too much extra flesh on the belly (especially <3) and hips give rise in me to feelings of exceptional longing - I find it achingly cute - quite inappropriate to a man of my age.

Many don't like it, and if you are a woman reading this and don't, of course I wouldn't wish it on you. But if you have that naughty extra flesh... or quelle horreur, didn't have it but now find you do .... you've just made my world a whole lot sexier and I thank you for it.

And if you are one of those rather rare naughty women who actually gets that it is sexy and embraces it. Please stay away from me. I'm apt to find you much too distractingly gorgeous.

Of course there's lots to talk about and personality is most important. However, I felt it only fair to admit my weakness at the outset (one consequence of which is that I reward as highly as my limited resources of fubar generated income allow any woman who embraces the sexiness of it)