A guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half anhour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig, and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say,"What'cha gonna do about it? The poor little guy starts crying."Come on man I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says."I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying.""This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy betweensobs."I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance.I leftmy wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison"!