2008
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>Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
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>Number 10
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>Life is sexually transmitted.
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>Number 9
>Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
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>Number 8
>Men have two emotions:
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>Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,
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>make him a sandwich .
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>Number 7
>Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to
use
>the internet
>
>and they won't bother you for weeks.
>
>
>Number 6
>Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but
you
>still can't help but smile
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> when you shove them down the stairs.
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>
>Number 5
>Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying
>of nothing.
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>
>Number 4
>All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to
> Criticism.
>
>
>Number 3
>Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial
tax
>cut saves you $30.00?
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>
>Number 2
>In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is
>Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
>
>And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :
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>We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
>millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't
>
>got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists
are
>located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in
charge of
>Immigration .
>
>" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
>
>What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow " .
