Feeling Frisky
The young Farmer Brown made an appointment
with the family doctor regarding sexual
problems he was having with his wife.
"Now listen, Luke," the doctor advised,
"you have to be more loving to your wife.
Give her lots of hugs and kisses.
Show her how much you care."
"Well, I do the best I can, Doc,"
the fellow cried. "You see I'm up before
the sun rises, working in the field
until dusk. I'm just too tired."
The doctor thought for a moment and
then said, "Take a shotgun with you next
time you work in the field and shoot it
off every time you're feeling a bit frisky.
When your wife hears the noise,
she'll come a- runnin'."
About a month later Farmer Brown went
back to the doctor....
this time really depressed.
"What's wrong" asked the doctor.
"Didn't you take my advice?"
"Yep, I sure did, and everything was
going great until hunting season started
last week," moaned the farmer.
"I haven't seen her since."