Hot women, cute women, attractive women, willing women, aggressive women, funny women, successful women, women with great hair. Turn-offs, ugly women, excessively fat women, women who snort when they eat, stupid people, anything Marxist, and Steelers or Yankees fans. What I look for in a women (1.Must be hot), I dont mean pretty, cute or attractive. I mean people stop in the street, random men follow you home, cars wreak as you walk by hot. Looks aren't everything but thats were it all begins( And no, the girl DOES NOT have to be tall or blonde. As long as she is hot, she could be black, Hispanic, short, red hair, whatever. Hot crosses all boundaries. Except maybe fat. You dont really see many hot fat girls.) (2. She must be smart and cultured.) Smart can be defined several ways. Generally, the best indication of intelligence is agreeing with me. If you get, and enjoy, the humor on this page then you are probaby smart enough. I don't expect a women to be witty enough to be able to verbally spar with me on a consistant basis: Please, if one exists, I've never met her. As long as she gets my jokes, and can throw one back every few minutes, she's good. As far as cultured goes, she does not have to be the fashion critic for Vouge, she just has to know more about fashion, arts, decoration, and design than I do, and has to have some sense of style, because I have none. This is not one of the tougher requirements to pass. If she can coordinate an outfit, she should sail through this. (3. She must be emotionally stable.) This is very important. Nut jobs need not apply for a date with me, not even a tryout, as I already have more than enough problems for one relationship. I require a women who comes from a loving, stable family and carries no majior emotional baggage with her. I'll give her more baggage than a Fendi store, she doesn't need to bring any into the relationship. (4. She must be willing and able to have lots of children.) I want at least 5 kids, maybe more. This requires a healty women with good birthing hips, a resilient figure, good genes, and a love of children. She doesn't have to worry about being a housewife, because housekeepers and nannies will be provided. She just has to be willing to have the kids, love them, and spend enough time with them that they don't grow up and hate there mother. If she makes enough money, I'd be happy to stay at home with the kids. As long as she pops'em out. I'll take care of them. And she has to breast feed; that's very important. Breast feeding is worth like 10-15 IQ point foe the child, and my kids are going to need every advantage they can get. (5. She must be fun to hang out with.) Perhaps most important of all, we must have fun being together. Everything else is important, but it all goes to shit if we don't get along and have a great time when together. But I'm a fun guy, so that shouldn't be hard. If I like you, You'll Like me. (6. She must be willing to take care of me and worship me.) Unlike most guys, I'm going to be honest: I want to be nurtured and coddled. No question. I want a women that will cook for me(at least sometimes), that will take care of me when I'm sick, that will do my laundry, clean up for me (sometimes), give me massages and generally care about my welfare more than I do. She has to hold me in the same regardI hold myself, i.e., she has to worship me. Believe it or not, this isn't hard to find by itself, but combined with "smart and cultured" well, that's hard. I guess because a smart women would never be stupid enough to worship me. I guess that's what mail order bride catalogs are for!