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54 Year Old · Male · From Smithville, MO · Invited by: GNOSIS · Joined on August 26, 2006 · Born on January 10th · I have a crush on someone!
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54 Year Old · Male · From Smithville, MO · Invited by: GNOSIS · Joined on August 26, 2006 · Born on January 10th · I have a crush on someone!
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So you want to know what makes me tick, eh? Sometimes I don't even really know, so be warned. I can be the smart guy, or I can be the goofiest one. It just depends on my mood. I can act my age or throw caution to the wind and dive headlong into a mosh pit. After a lengthy period of predictability and being ultra-responsible I like to just cut loose and throw everybody for a loop. I've been known to be called "Mad" Matt. I'm pretty easy-going, but when the situation calls for it I can unleash my righteous fury upon those who have it coming. I always strive to use my "powers" for good, but I have to tell you after working in customer service for years there are times I wonder if I shouldn't just seize power and rule with an iron fist. What do I want to be when I grow up (like that will ever happen)? I'd love to have a chance to sing lead for a rock/metal band one day, at least until geneticists uncover all the secrets of DNA and make it possible for me to finally become a super-hero. Hey, I've always found it's wise to keep one's goals within reach. I'm also hugely into music, movies, sports, and of course beautiful women. I hope one day to find one that has all the qualities I admire, only this time without the instability (i.e. insanity) of previous relationships. But until I do find "Miss Right" I'm certainly not against having a little late night fun with an eager and willing "Miss Right Now!".

54 Year Old · Male · From Smithville, MO · Invited by: GNOSIS · Joined on August 26, 2006 · Born on January 10th · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
I'm into many kinds of music, but the heavy stuff peaks my interest. From bands like Killswitch Engage, God Forbid, and Soilwork to the more extreme "black metal" from Norway like Immortal and the like. I can go old school hard rock(Ozzy, Van Halen) and even female-fronted "goth" rock (Lacuna Coil, Evanescence, Nightwish). I'm a decent singer too and would love to one day front a band of my own, even if it was just for kicks. I've been associated with some local bands here in the Kansas City area and have recently begun helping manage and do bookings for various local bands as well. I'm a DVD and CD junkie. I don't get the chance as much as I used to, but I still love to get out and play softball, basketball, and touch (riiiight) football (oooof, sorry man). Yes, I have an X-Box and have logged quite a few hours on it. It's hard to find enough time to do everything I enjoy doing. If it were up to me I'd add a few hours to the day. Aw, who'm I kidding? I'd probably just sleep in. I like to visit new places and meet new (interesting) people. I especially like to meet and get to know attractive members of the opposite sex. Once I've gotten to know them well enough I'm all about making sure they're (ahem) quite pleased with me (wink-wink,nudge-nudge).
Movies
Too many to mention, but here's a sampling: Lord of the Rings trilogy, superhero movies, Quentin Tarantino films, Robert Rodriguez films, Star Wars (all), Kevin Smith films (excluding Jersey Girl, argh), Spaceballs, Naked Gun, Princess Bride, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and two other guilty pleasures. One is the original Transformers animated movie. The soundtrack was so '80s metal, and I was a big fan of them back in the day. The other is The 13th Warrior. I love my Norse heritage, and the way it ended was incredible. That prayer still gives me chills. I'm sure I'll think of more later.
Idols
Sadly one of my idols has fallen on hard times in recent years. The great Eddie Van Halen has always made me feel so good listening to his incredible guitar playing. Hey, if I'd overcome addictions only to get diagnosed with cancer and have my wife leave me I'd probably be a mess too. Christopher Reeve made me believe a man could fly and his portrayal of the Man of Steel had an early impact on my childhood and the adult I would become. It was such a shame what he had to endure, yet he did it with incredible grace and dignity. I respect anyone who excels through hard work and busting their ass to become a success. I want to sit on a beach down in Cabo and do a shot or two (or eight) of tequila with VH singer Sammy Hagar. That's all for now, I'm sure more will be added later.

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