There was acucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how theirlives sucked. The cucumber"Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat,and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks athim and says,"You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, andjuicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in ajar." The penis looks at him and says,"You think you have it rough?When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head,stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until Ithrow up and pass out!. Send to eight of your freakiest friends.If u get 0-2 back you are averageIf you get 3-5 you are a freakIf you get 6-8 then you are a major freak, and need a leash