Hi sweetheartI wanted to take the time to show you some love so you know my friends mean alot to me :)I hope your week is going great and if not and you need someone to talk tooknow I am always here for you :)Stay safe :)I have re-rated you and I hope you will fan and re-rate me too cause it would make my day :)SMILE!!!!*hugs*Love always, Marissa
Hi sweetieI hope you are having a wonderful day :)I am always looking for new friends I love friends!!!!!!I fanned and rated you the 10 you soooo deserve if you would like to return the favorthat would be wonderful!!!!!If you would like to be my friend please send me a friend requestand I will gladly accept!!!!!Please remember that my life is sometimes hectic and there willbe times when I don't have a chance to comment you :(But remember my friends are friends for life and you will alwaysbe in my heart :)If you ever need me please feel free to"shout"I will always be here if you need a friend!!!!!!!Love alwaysMarissa*kisses and hugs*Please stay safe :)
Tax Time A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says,"Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"What's your occupation?""I'm a Lady of the night," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,"Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says,"OK, I'm a high-end call girl"."No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says,"I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks,"What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?""Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.""Chicken Farmer it is."
