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UPDATED: I want more competition than one. The one entry I have is awesome and Broken Shield get's special consideration for making the deadline!

I know nothing can really be this simple, but it's an online social media site - if I want it to be simple, than so mote it be: 

DEADLINE FOR DOGGIE SUBMISSION: 03/17/2014 at RESET

1. Message Me ONE (AND ONLY **ONE***) Pic. 
2. I will post in in a Do Not Rip Gallery on My Profile. 
3. I will consider each photo deeply and probably do the following:

• Rain Dance (Thank you Fyrestar)
• Cast Runes
• Call Upon The Gods
• Deeply Ponder My Penal Gland
• Consult my Ouija Board
• Study Tea Leaves
• Bring in an Expert Panel of... Conservative Right Wing or Nihilistic Anarchist Artist Collective to judge each one. 
• Possibly sing: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,Catch a tiger by the toe.If he hollers, let him go,Eeny, meeny, miny, mo

FINALLY: I will make my decision. You will receive a message asking what bling you want for 15 cr.

No announcement will be made.

The losers will realize their cruel fate the next day when I run Happy Hours and probably fling all kinds of insults and throw tantrums and complain how the contest was fixed. That will be that!

There is no consolation prize. There is no thanks for trying. You just suck it up and try again next time I do something as delusional as this! 

In addition, you will also receive bragging rights against all other FUs when your immaculate work of art is displayed in the Happy Hour box. 

HINTS: 

- Needs to Grab Attention. Grab 'em by the balls!

- Should include my big fat kisser somewhere

- Will be used to get zombie like masses to pay attention to me! 

- I would like some kind of Animation

- Words are cool. 

- You want something an IT Dork with a Mean Conservative Libertarian Streak and a Vicious Punk Rock Background and a big smug Elitist Brain Monster would LOVE.