If you don't know me yet, you will soon. Im the person everyone strives to be. Im the epitome of man.... im just kiddin. I love music. Biggie to Sinatra and evrything in between. I like things that bounce. I would one day like to rule the world but i gotta finish 8 more credits of college. Im going for a B.A. in World Domination. But I think its gonna be a B.S. in Sociology. I call things how I see them, and try to force my opinions on everyone I meet. I judge people all the time. I make outrages claims like I invented the question mark. I hate judgemental people and people with no sense of humor. Nintey percent of what comes out of my mouth is a joke in one way or another. I am extreamly loyal to friends and people to those who show me the same courtesy. I love drinking with friends as well as complete strangers. I believe 80 percent of americans can sit down and work their problems out and the other 20 percent are running the country. I talk shit on priest and nuns and denounce the teachings of christ all the time, but I go to confession twice a year so im not worried. I like learning new things. I try to read as much as I can. I love using public toilets and pissing on the seat, I constantly walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat." I spend money as soon as I get it. I would rather spend money on a memory rather than somthing material. So now try and guess what 90 percent of this statement is a joke and and what 10 percent is true!