Happy Monday!! I went to the club last night for the first time in years. When they played The Twist, I did the Twist, when they played jump, I jumped. The played Come On Eileen.... the police are called......
Happy Sunday! An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells"Super Pussy!" The old man says"I'll have the soup."....Have a great day!!
Happy Friday! I hate it when guys brag about the size of their penis, it makes us all look bad. Well, im off to the store to buy some Magnums for the weekend. Have a great day!