A rogue pirate. A cunning Mountie. A sly accomplish. An insatiable liar. A failed musican. A budding bookkeepper. An idiot's idiot. A man about brown. Einstein's little helper. Darwin's example. Jenna's gigalo. A Poet. A trickster. A candlesticker maker. A preacher. A dice thrower. A listner. A pickled jar avoider. AA. Silly. Sad. Strong. Serious. Sometimes so sexy she smiles. ___________________________________________________________ I'm smart, funny and occaisonaly charming. Once in a while I am jerk and do jerky things to jerks and good people. I have a degree in Creative Wrtiting, but currently work in finance. That sort of dicotomy defines my life. One day I'm the Thinker and introspective and then smartass and improvisational the next. There is much I hate and much I love. I can have a semi-serious talk like politics or the biodiversity of penguins one minute and then bust out Simpsons stories the next. This is what defines me - a mix of brainy trivia and dumb comedy.