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Fact of the day: Research indicates that plants grow healthier when they are stroked.
Joke of the day:
A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag.
"What's in the bag?" the youngster asked.
"magic apples", the old man replied.
"Prove it", said the young man.
"Well, besides apples, what is your favorite two fruits?" asked the old man.
"Watermelon and peaches", he answered.
The man handed him an apple and told him to try it out. The boy took a bite and said that it tasted like a watermelon. "Ok, turn it over", he said.
The boy did and took another bite and said that it tasted like a peach.
The youngster still wasn't convinced that they were magic.
The old fellow told him to name something else that he liked to eat.
"I like to eat pussy." he snapped.
The man handed him another apple and told him to try it.
He took a big bite, spit it out, wipped his mouth and esclaimed, "That tasted like shit".
The old man looked at him, smiled and said, "Turn it over."
Word of the day: FUCKTARD
Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.
A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.
The bastardization of two words: "fuck" and "tard" - the latter being a shortened version of "retard", a derogatory word to describe those with lesser mental ability. In use, it is an insult that can usually express two emotions at once - complete frustration and disbelief. Frustration at the stupidity of someone, and disbelief that yes, they are actually that stupid.
