We'll sneak out while they sleep And sail off in the night We'll come clean and start over The rest of our lives

Did you know 30 to 50 feral hogs is called a precinct?

In a damn good mood today. Lets do this shit.

I have returned. Dont rejoice too quickly ;)

Oh hai..........Didnt see you there ;)

If I see you talk shit about someone behind their back, and then find you hanging out with them, your definitely not the kind to be trusted.

Its taco and fajita night. Guac was made fresh. All things are right with the world :D

Oooooo guac is done o.o

Happy birthday, to me........

If youre wondering who banned your entire lounge, that would be me :D

If you look like you run out of breath standing up, chances are NO ONE is afraid of you.

Do yourself a favor, stay where you're wanted you fat fuck.

Dont you draw the queen of diamonds boy, she'll beat you if she's able.

Please be kind, rewind.

I'll forever be the problem because I don't let people do what they want to me.

Loyalty is expensive. Dont expect it from cheap people.

What's the difference between you and a pair of glasses? Glasses tend to sit higher on my face....

You look like your mouth smells like a public restroom at a chili festival.

Please, dont ever think someone is going to be afraid of your big fat snorlax lookin ass. Only mother fucker I know whos so fucking fat , he fell in love and it broke. Go fuck yourself.

Who's afraid of the big fat guy with diabetes? Not this guy. I'm incredibly scared. Please , don't get your fat wheezing ass on your Harley and do nothing but talk. Gtfo of here.