stupid weather man don't know crap! he said we might need a light jacket to help break the wind ..I don't see how that would help at all??

I have never slept with an ugly chick before ..I have woke up with a few though ;)

I like my coffee like I like my ladies ..full of booze ;)

if you see any kiddos today, be sure to tell them not to take candy from strangers ;)

Happy National Breast Awareness Month!! :)

THANK YOU EVERYONE!! :D

I hear masturbatin will make you go blind so I'm just gonna keep doin it til I need glasses then stop :D

okay, I better go to bed before I get in trouble :D if I don't see ya again before matin season ...take care of yourself :P

My mama danced and my daddy rocked n rolled ߑ

Happy Mothers Day!!

Excuse me Miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk but I'm feelin a little stressed out from work. Could you punch me in the stomach, pull my hair, spit on me and maybe gouge my eyes out? YEAH!! :)

oh well ....

...the other white meat

it's colder than a witches tit in a tin outfit!!

...tastes like chicken

ALLERGY ALERT ~ this package contains nuts ;)

please help my #6 fam, she needs 7 temp fam adds :) thanks!

whiskey won't solve your problems but it's worth a shot ;) bottoms up!!

words words words ...don't mean sh*t to me if there's no action behind em ;)

33% more ..same low price!! :D