Your legs are like an Oreo cookie, I want to spread them and eat the good stuff in the middle!!

Your legs are like an Oreo cookie, I want to spread them and eat the good stuff in the middle!!

Watch your thoughts they become your words, watch your words, they become your actions, watch your actions, they become your habits, what your habits, they become your character, watch your character, it becomes your destiny!!

One for the guys....I'm not a sex addict!!! I have (RGS) - restless groin syndrome!!!

This place isn't the same.......

Hi Fuland!!

People are dropping like flies around here....many are leaving fuland. Hmmm..............

Hi Stalker. I'm still fabulous. Thanks for checking up on me. (grin)

Happy Mother's Day to all beautiful ladies!! May your day be joyful and full of happiness today and always!!

"FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS" in reality is telling you to your face that your're good enough to fuck, but not good enough to invest feelings in!!

Spread me apart...lick me with your tongue, grab my sides and eat my cream!!! Oreo's are great!!!

She kissed the tip.....then said APRIL FOOLS!!! (that's just wrong) LOL!!

April Fool's day is around the corner....what pranks shall we see, hmmm

Life......mother in hospital for pneumonia. But, life is good. We all woke today!!

HELP WANTED PLEASE ........Send and then receive gifts from 2 n00bs (green usernames) within 24 hour window of you having gifted them. I have done this for about 6 + months. Can any of your green user name friends help?

It's Fondle, Foreplay, Frisky Friday!! You only live once, get out and enjoy!!!

YOU CAN'T TASTE ME, UNTIL YOU UNDRESS ME - BANANA!!! YOU CAN'T EAT ME UNLESS YOU LICK ME - ICE CREAM!!!

YOU CAN'T TASTE ME, UNTIL YOU UNDRESS ME. - BANANA YOU CAN'T EAT ME UNLESS YOU LICK ME. - ICE CREAM

What is the similarity between a woman and chicken? By the time, you're finished with the breast & thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in......!!!!!!

I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU. I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE, AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN. I WILL MAKE YOU BEG ME TO STOP!! WHEN I AM FINISHED YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS. SINCERELY THE FLU