I'd tell you what I did for a Klondike Bar but you may have already seen it on the latest episode of America's Most Wanted.

Hello. You might recognize me as that 61 year old white male frequently mentioned on your police scanner.

Hello. You might recognize me as that 60 year old white male frequently mentioned on your police scanner.

Hello. You might recognize me as that 59 year old white male frequently mentioned on your police scanner.

Hello. You might recognize me as that 58 year old white male frequently mentioned on your police scanner.

Have an absolutely AMAZING (fill in current day of the week here...just in case I forget to update again) !!!

Have a happy and safe 4th everyone !!!

Clicked on my new ability to see who has a Crush on me. It cost me one whole Ability Point to find out what I could have guessed ... NO ONE! LOL

Thanks to all who rated my pics so I could level! You may now remove your blindfolds. :)

Just 326 more Photo Rates needed to level ....pretty please! (note lame attempt to be humble)

Around 450 more Photo Rates needed to level! Any help is appreciated ...thanks! :

I'm still needing a little over 500 more Photo Rates! Any rates are appreciated ...thanks! :D

Still need WAY TOO MANY photo rates to level! HELP!!!! :D

559 more photo rates needed to level. Please rate or bomb ...THANKS!

Still in need of a CRAP TON of photo rates to level (note weak attempt not to be a potty mouth). Rate or Bomb please! :)

I need a little over 600 more photo rates so I can level. All help is appreciated ... thanks! :D

In order to level I need 665 photo rates! So if you can bear looking at this mug for a bit please help! :D

Since obviously I don't change my status that often let me wish everyone Happy Fourth Of July now and that should cover me for awhile! :D

Spending a Saturday getting new tires for the car. Just call me Mr. Excitement! :)

So after my accountant did my taxes and told me what I owe I'd like to thank my local fire department for, once again, talking me down from my roof. :D