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hello all you sexy f'n freaks. I've missed tf outta y'all.
Sep 25, 2022comment
Sapid very Piquant, its you, its ALWAYS been you and ONLY you.... Not a day goes by that youre not on my mind and in my heart. You had me at "Hello"....
May 13, 2017comment
So my wife has been in Cali for almost 2 weeks visiting her kids and NOT answering her damn phone. Today I got a text that reads "Mark I love you but I'm not coming home".... She's still not answering her damn phone
Dec 29, 2016comment
soooo.... its time to move up another level but imma need some help. I gota do 3k likes and polish 100 bling worth 100 or more... Anyone wanna bling me a polisher and a rock star or two as kind of a late 4 yr fu-versary present ????
Jun 2, 2016comment
Well my 4 year Fu Versary came and went and only 2 of you noticed....
May 31, 2016comment
Well today is my 4 year Fu-Versary and all i got was a "flask" ... Dammit, i was hoping for some ability bling and a bunch of beautiful naked women.... Ok scantly clad would suffice :D
May 31, 2016comment
just a few more days before my 4 yr Fu-versary :)
May 26, 2016comment
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May 4, 2016comment
Let's play house
Feb 1, 2016comment
Everybody say hello to my incredibly beautiful new bride Mrs Stephanie Nicole
Jan 30, 2016comment
Is anyone here in Baytown or Channelview Texas?????
Apr 10, 2015comment
1 like today.... Well ain't I fuk'n special =:-)
Mar 30, 2015comment
I love the way your mind works. Your words intoxicate my soul.
Mar 28, 2015comment
I need sleep, and a blow job...
Mar 27, 2015comment
155,999 rates.... Who wants to be my 160,000th ???
Mar 27, 2015comment
Kera competed in her first ever track meet last night. Against 6 other area schools she ran the 800, 400, & 100 meter dashes finishing 5th, 4th, & 3rd respectively. Her amazing efforts qualified her for District. I'm beyond PROUD !!!
Mar 27, 2015comment
Rain making me sleepy. Imma post so new pics of the girls then take a nap. Keep on luv'n....
Mar 26, 2015comment
Well I never thought I'd say this but homelessness is a new and unexpected experience... 10 more days....
Mar 25, 2015comment
Next time life gives me lemons I'm squirting the juice in its eyes !!!
Feb 24, 2015comment
Sorry I'm not being very social, I'm really struggling with a broken heart and at a complete loss as to understanding why she left. Idk wtf to do....
Feb 24, 2015comment
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