Humans are 75% water.....Basically cucumbers with anxiety.

Wish i could be on of those "i just closed my eyes and went unconscious" types when it came to sleep....But im the toss, turn, and ninja turtle the shit outta my bed type.

someone pimp me.

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Well, Oklahoma City was a legit option i was looking to move. Found a place, job and all. But not with the weather they're getting...There may be nothing left at this point.

Not even hurricane season yet, and shit spinning up in the Atlantic. Gonna be one hell of an intersting storm season.

someone wanna come up with a kidnapping plan and split the ransom?

Ehhh

I really should be asleep right now....But here i am...awake.

Is it Friday yet? Or can someone wave a magic wand and make it Friday? Ill pay!

Does tomorrow have to be Monday??

I desperately need a vacation. I'll settle got even a weekend getaway right now.

Ok....i think ive stayed up more than late enough tonight.

I need to move to one of those cities that wanna pay people. Ill come terrorize their city for a fee.

Have had a migraine from hell these last 2 days. MAKE IT STOP!!

Now that UFC fights are over...guess its time for bed.

Im quitting this job and gonna become an OnlyFans model.

I need to go back to eating dinner at the right time of night...and NOT at 10pm...Shit..

Wow....not the ending i expected....but this whole night was amazing fights.

one of the better UFC fight cards ive seen yet this far..,