If it weren't for my gift of bullshit, I'd have no luck at all.

Anal sex is a lot like broccoli - if you're forced to have it as a kid, chances are you really won't like it when you're an adult. Just sayin'

Something just doesn't feel right....

It'd be nice to have someone crush on me :)

I never knew daylight could be so violent...

WHERE'S THE LOVE?

TODAY was a SHIT day. Got a dog bite on my forearm, xbox controlller burned up, had to take extra psycho meds to keep from being totally irrational.......

I can deal with the world's problems. I can take that stress. But when it comes to losing my grandpa.......I'm still sinking in the deep end. Rest in peace, Grandpa. Forever and always you will be missed.

I would just like to state that if this week is anything like last week, I will officially be giving up on life.

Photo rates needed please. And Good evening Blonz!

WOULD LOVE A MOONLIGHT KISS BLING!!!!!!!!!!

Feeling kinda volatile...

As Celine Dion said, "it's all coming back to me now"

2 wor=k days stand between me and summer vacation!

ONE. MORE. CLASS.

HETEROFLEXIBLE!

FUCK YOU, FLUFFY!

Birthday on Friday.....sure would love a VIP...

My 30th birthday is Friday, and so far, every day this month has seemed like an uphill struggle. Why do the odds always have to fall against me?