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LemonLove's Status
WOW~ it haas been so long since i have been on here... I did not know my password...lol...
Oct 12, 2011comment
Update.... My Dad is at home! Heck yes....That is a good thing! Thanks to you all that help us through it!
Oct 8, 2011comment
Please the ones of you that Pray, keep my father in your minds today.. He is having By~pass and we pray his safe return to us alive and with more strength than ever! Thank you, Hope you have a Great Day~ MUAH!
Oct 4, 2011comment
Look, let me put it like this... I do not want your DRAMA! take it to the trash....
Oct 1, 2011comment
HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?
Oct 1, 2011comment
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Sep 30, 2011comment
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Sep 30, 2011comment
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Sep 29, 2011comment
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat
Sep 29, 2011comment
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
Sep 28, 2011comment
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
Sep 28, 2011comment
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
Sep 28, 2011comment
I have had two very scary days... My blood pressure has been very high for the first time every, I hope it is over now...
Sep 27, 2011comment
I may not get on here everyday! But i still Love you guys!
Sep 26, 2011comment
48 to 10... Thats all i have to say, baby!
Sep 24, 2011comment
Good day to you all, tell me something new>
Sep 24, 2011comment
Night~Night..Sleep tight~
Sep 23, 2011comment
just stopped by to check some things... my Son is pulling my arm now to play Black Ops.. Got to go..ttyl!
Sep 23, 2011comment
I am so glad I have the ability to read one's profile before i just say shit I should not cause they do not want to hear it! Maybe some of you should try it...
Sep 23, 2011comment
Ok, I have to go cook some Hot~wings for the family..I'll be back and that's a promise!
Sep 23, 2011comment
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