I used to be fucking stupid.... but then I broke up with him. For in much wisdom is much grief and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow. In my next life I want to either be a selfish stupid loose girl or a rock or I don't want another go around. I used to be fucking stupid... then I broke up with him! Going camping, y'all! Be back Sunday. I see those penis enlargement pills are really working for you... You're a bigger dick today than you were yesterday! I'm not fucking stupid... well I used to be but then I broke up with him! I'm not a proctologist... but I know an asshole when I see one! I'm not fucking stupid... well I used to be but then I broke up with him! I never thought I'd get sick of annoli, tiramisu, cobblers, pies, cakes, cookies, sweets PERIOD... oh how ironic... owning a bakery can change your perspective GAH!! I'm a little smart ass, short and stout. Here is my finger, here is my mouth. When I get all worked up I just shout... piss me off and I'll cuss you out! I'm a little smart ass, short and stout. Here is my finger, here is my mouth. When I get all worked up, I will shout... Piss me off and I'll cuss you out! I'm not fucking stupid... well I used to be but then I broke up with him! Friends... sorry I haven't been around as of late... I've been debating continuing my career in construction/construction accounting and came to the conclusion that the purpose that once compelled me to go into the industry is quickly becoming less of a factor in my life. So it is with immense pleasure that I am announcing I have partnered up with my best friend of 29 years and that we are opening a bakery. I ask that you please continue to support our friendship and know that during my absence I am focusing on a business that has been a lifelong passion for me. I will check in whenever time and opportunity allows. HUGS! Fika XO I'm not fucking stupid....I mean I used to ... but I broke up with him... I'm armed with a quick wit, exceptional vocabulary skills, more than a little sarcasm and little to no tact or filters... did I mention that I swallow too? :) MWAHAHAHA I HATE MONDAYS!! ABRAAAAAAACADABRA!!!.... nope... you're still a dick! I'm not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one! ABRACADABRA!!!..... nope, you're still a dick! |