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Bama sucks, hate the south
Aug 18, 2014comment
Just moved to Alabama...
May 11, 2014comment
this site got fairly lame lately
Jan 11, 2014comment
Math Problem: A smalltown girl boards a train leaving South Detroit at midnight. If she doesn't stop believing, how long is her Journey?
Dec 14, 2013comment
Just got back to the US...it's good to be home. Thank you everyone for you're support
Nov 17, 2013comment
Gone for a few months on deployment, leave the love...
Aug 18, 2013comment
Getting ready to deploy
Aug 5, 2013comment
I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn't do anything except send me notices that there's a new version of itself.
Jun 15, 2013comment
I would fold this fitted sheet but I don't have a degree in engineering
May 15, 2013comment
On a scale of Doopers, I'm pretty Super.
May 7, 2013comment
I'm too lazy to be a stalker, you'll have to come here. Bring food.
May 4, 2013comment
Just saw a real hedgehog and it wasn't blue... soooo im pretty sure I have been lied to about numerous other things
Apr 25, 2013comment
I refuse to celebrate Earth Day until Fire, Wind, Water, and Heart are recognized. The power is yours
Apr 22, 2013comment
it must be my birfday
Apr 14, 2013comment
Life is too short to safely remove the USB
Apr 10, 2013comment
I think someone might have peed in your genetic pool
Apr 8, 2013comment
Go home North Korea, you're drunk.
Mar 31, 2013comment
You'd think Winnie the Pooh would've gotten that shirt in at least a medium.
Mar 25, 2013comment
Dippin Dots didn't turn out to be the ice cream of the future :(
Mar 19, 2013comment
I don't use screen protectors on my phone because it feels better without one
Mar 14, 2013comment
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